Sunday, October 12, 2008
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Well the White Sox season is over, and so is the Oral Sox season. In our last show, we'll cover that last game of the year, free agents, predictions, and get plenty of visits from the voices of Oral Sox Podcast past. Too self indulgent? Email us. And in typical fashion, with only 1 game to cover, it's our longest show ever.
Special thanks to emailer David, and to our buddy Jay and our brother Chris who always listened and gave us feedback and gave us ideas. Thanks everybody!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
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What a difference a week makes! Last weeks lows are left behind as we celebrate a Central Division Championship for the White Sox. We cover this and the playoffs in This Week in White Sox Baseball. It's a loose show, so we barely talked to Sheldon Schwartz and have just a little blogenfreude and sox bites. Central Division Champs!!! Go Sox! Blackout! Anyone know where I can get a Division hat?
Sunday, September 28, 2008
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All bets are off after one of the worst weeks in White Sox baseball in recent memory. We'll bitch about it, try to laugh from crying with the Swisher Slasher, another Ligue lament, and Mindreading Moments. Then we end in disgust with Sox Bites. Go Sox....effin a-holes.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
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This Week In White Sox Baseball is chock full with a doubeheader sweep, the collapse in the cathedral, and a Royal Redemption. We strike back at Jaba Chameberlain, and disect Hawk and DJ's strained relationship, and wrap it up with Sox Bites. We had a lot to say.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
While you're sitting their listening to the show you can clean out your cleats. They're filthy Paulie. If you want to make it easier on yourself you can just push play through our flash player to listen to the show. Oh and tell Swish to get his head out of his California ass!
With all the rain, there's only the miserable Toronto series to cover in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We get a little silly with Bernie Mac, bitch a lot, suggest new baseball rules, and get yet yet another tape from the Ligue Crew. Then Sox Bites, then that's it. Love it.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
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We start off the show on the ledge as you can imagine with the GOD TCQ's being out for the year but we carry on with This Week In White Sox Baseball. We then play yet another tape from the Ligue Crew, cover some Sox Bites, and end the show with a very overused Green Day song when referring to baseball. I love it.
Get well Carlos...get me your address and I'll send you a fruit basket. sniff.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
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The Orioles and the Red Sox filled up a long week of White Sox baseball, and we'll cover it all in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll also ask a friend of Barack about his White Sox love, visit the players as they visit our Veterans, and then catch up on the news in Sox Bites.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
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Here's what's on tap: The White Sox harpoon the Mariners and survive the Rays in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll talk with Sheldon Schwartz about our favorite backup catcher Toby Hall, and play another tape from the Ligue Crew. We'll go over the news of the week in Sox Bites and take the pleasure in other's pain in Blogenfreude.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
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Ya know Joe, AM PM isn't the only place with too much good stuff! This Week in White Sox Baseaball is full of it as we recap the series wins versus Kansas City and Oakland. We'll hear from the pranksters Bobby Jenks and Toby Hall, enjoy another round of Blogenfreude and keep up with news in Sox Bites.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
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The scrappy Sox man handle the Tigers and bleach the Red Sox in This Week In White Sox Baseball. We then do a bit of Where Are They Now with former Sox, and then introduce Blogenfreude. Jeff then shows that he's tone deaf with his parody song "A.J.," and we cover a lot of news and minor league callups in Sox Bites.
And Jose...good luck buddy. It was nice knowin ya.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
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The goddamn Twins and mother lovin' Royals rape the White Sox this week, in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll talk the Griffey trade, and join him in a secret meeting. We'll also get predictions from Skeletor Ramirez, and then work in some Sox Bites.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Paul Konerko, if he were to listen, would download it. And he would do so by right clicking here and saving target as..etc etc.
Now Carlos Quentin, he wouldn't bother. He would listen to it through our streaming flash player by pushing the play button below. He's good like that.
Joe Crede has some time on his hands, so he would read about what's going to be in the show.
The Chicago White Sox dominated two offensive juggernauts this week, which Adam and Jeff will discuss in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll also get another listen to the Ligue Crew, and a visit from the enemy GM Jim Hendry. Lots of roster moves and news to discuss in Sox Bites, and we gripe so more about the lack of White Sox love.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
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The White Sox got Royal-y screwed this week, which we'll cover in This Week In White Sox Baseball. We also discuss the All Star Game, and how our representatives fared, plus give you the listener some All Star Oral Sox Comedy Bits. We also take a look back at past teammates from the '05 season and discuss news and quotes in Sox Bites.
Also make sure you check out the blog post below this one if you haven't yet for more Oral Sox comedy goodness...in written form.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Dear Justin Morneau, or as I like to call you, blank-faced douche lick,
I'm gonna need you to back the fuck up!
I'm "rewarded" with this.
Listen here, Justin...I'm gonna need you to step the fuck away from my Carlos, and I'm gonna need you to do it toot sweet.
I know you play all the way up there in the beautiful frozen tundra that is Minnesota, but let me let you in on a little information. CARLOS QUENTIN IS MINE MOTHERFUCKER!
I was the only guy I knew who was excited when Kenny Williams made this trade, and that was before I knew how fucking good looking CQ was. Just look at him. Christ!
You play one fucking game as his teammate and all of the sudden it's all hugs and fucking kisses! BACK THE FUCK UP! And while you're at it, go back to ice fishing with Joe Mauer, or whatever the fuck you assholes do up there in the north fucking pole!
Carlos and I are together. Carlos and I have something special. Carlos and I are soulmates, AND YOUR FUCKING IT ALL UP!!
BACK THE FUCK UP!
Okay, so in recap...back the fuck up...CQ is all Chicago and all mine. You touch him again, outside of incidental contact on the baseball diamond, and I will skull fuck you and your fucking eskimo buddies. Actually by the look that's usually on your face, you probably can't read, so I'll make this simple.
Okay I think we understand eachother. Thank you in advance for backing the fuck up, and if you're not too busy...BACK THE FUCK UP!
Oh, and Carlos. Don't think I didn't notice this while you were watching Mr. Morneau during the Home Run Derby.
You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Bitch.
The Oral Sox Podcast
Sunday, July 13, 2008
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Nothing but more exciting White Sox baseball this week as the pitching lets us down, and the offense picks it up. We cover Kansas City and Texas in This Week in White Sox Baseball, laugh it up with The Three Shortstops, reveal J.D. and O.C.'s argument in the dugout, have callers ask Herm Schneider questions, and then wrap it up with Sox Bites.
Also we have available the video of the Cabrera and Dye fight in the dugout we talked about in the podcast. Check it.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Even P Diddy wants Dye in the All Star Game, so go vote already!!
Check out the stats of the other players while you're at it, and it's obvious J.D. deserves to be the All Star Final Vote winner. And yeah, maybe Rowand doesn't deserve it by the numbers, but hey...it's Rowand...he's awesome, so vote for him while you're at it.
Interesting that the White Sox home page tells you to vote for Rowand, and no mention of Carlos Lee. Hmmmmm.
You have until Thursday at 4PM CT to get JD to NYC.
Monday, July 7, 2008
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The White Sox keep the wins coming and in dramatic fashion! We'll cover the games in This Week in White Sox Baseball, visit the bullpen with Gavin Floyd, get another mysterious Ligue tape, and then listen to some Sox Bites!
Hey! Check it out! Adam and Jeff went to the Sox game on Monday (half price night...those cheap bastards) and they were mere rows away from Jim Thome's massive 3-run blast in the 1st.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
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What do we cover in the show? I'll tell you what we cover. We cover a great week of White Sox baseball! We recap the week in This Week In White Sox Baseball, get religious in Jermaine Dye's Prayer Circle, interview ailing, pitching coach Don Cooper, take some advice from Ron Santo, and then talk a helluva lot of Cubs/Sox baseball in Sox Bites!
Here are a couple of youtube videos as promised in the podcast. Thanks to the Sox Machine Blog for making me aware of it, and to hawkeye1659 for getting them on the net.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
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As a nature of the beast, the show is very Cub heavy this week. First we cover the week in This Week In White Sox Baseball. Then we listen to Steve Stone and Kenny Williams as they talk Cubs. Next we listen in to the Cubs Clubhouse with Sheldon Schwartz, and have a "conversation" with Joe Morgan. Finally we wrap it up with some news and some Dirty Sox.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
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Sorry in advance, for a decidedly dour mood hanging over the pocast as we recap the week in This Week In White Sox Baseball. We try to forget the lack of hitting by making Sox/Cubs bets with a Cubs podcast, play a game of Where's OzWaldo, and revisit Ozzie Guillen, Bat Whisperer. Then we try a new segment of Sox News, talk a little Dirty Sox, and wrap it up.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
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Ozzie yelled, and the offense said how high in a tremendous explosion of runs this week! We'll talk about all the runs in TWIWSB, get some tips from CQ in the new bit Q-Tips, play a recording of the so-called "Ligue Manifesto,"
then get a visit from the seer Skeletor Ramirez. Adam and Jeff then discuss the Sox awesome-ness in Dirty Sox, and then Ozzie and Ed take us through the Post Show Wrapup.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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This week had it's ups and downs, but we'll try and make ya laugh. We're sticking with TWIWSB, listen in on a Cabrera phone call, watch B.A. get pranked, watch Danny Mac defiling Nancy Foust, discuss the terrible hitting in Dirty Sox, and finally the Post Show Wrapup.
Oh and a special thanks goes out to Jay Gish for providing us the organ "music" for both of the Nancy Faust bits. I remembered to mention it during the show, and then Jeff said something stupid which made me forget. Great work Jay, thanks for getting that to us despite being a complete non-Sox fan. You can see Jay's talents at his website Comedy County or at bindledog.com where he does comedy with Jeff and Adam.
Monday, May 26, 2008
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What do we cover this week?
Well, it was another winning week as we recap Cleveland and Los Angeles in TWIWSB. We imagine what a really yiddish Steve Stone would sound like, have an interview with Farmio, and get dating tips from Nick Swisher. Then we get into some Dirty Sox, and introduce the Post Show Wrapup.
Here's a nice picture. Carlos Quentin is God.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
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Lots of late nights this week as the Sox swagger up the west coast. We recap the winning week, pray in Jermaine Dye's Prayer Circle, visit an Angels closer in At Home with Francisco Rodriguez, and then we get a delivery during fan talk.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Buehrle gets pissed and the Sox get a jumpstart. We'll recap the crazy week, interview parts of Joe Mauer, sneak a listen to Hawk, put up with Carol Slezak, and end it all with fan talk.
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Happy Mother's Day to all you Mother's out there. I'm gonna go play with my pink bat.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
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If you're a Sox fan can you commit Harry Carry? We quickly recap the terrible week, introduce Ozzie Guillen "Bat Whisperer," get a peek into the clubhouse with intrepid reporter Sheldon Schwartz, My Dinner with Carlos, and fan talk.
Okay, we're sticking with the plan of putting more comedic-type bits over our talking pure baseball. Let us know what you think!
Hey I figured out how to listen to the show through a streaming flash mp3 player! Now you don't have to download the entire episode before you listen! How cool is that?
Sunday, April 27, 2008
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We tried to make a shorter episode, really we did. Hey it's twenty minutes shorter than the last one. Not too bad.
We have a quicker recap of the week.
An interview with new character "Gay Hawk."
You make the calls, starring Orlando Cabrera.
And fan talk as always.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
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The home runs keep coming, but the bullpen hits a bump in the road. We'll recap the last 6 games, interview Joe Crede (and Scott Boras) and then Fan Talk discussing "Who is Jose Contreras?"
Sunday, April 13, 2008
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Also, as mentioned during the show, check out bindledog.com for animation and live action sketch comedy from Adam, Jeff and Jay. Jay's from Nebraska, so he's not a White Sox fan. Loser.
Hey! Bindledog is almost a weird beard too!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
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Let's take a look at some of the faces from the first week of White Sox baseball.
Surely we're not the only ones to notice the resemblence between Indians skipper Eric Wedge and SNL cast member Will Forte.
And speaking of resemblances, how about Nick Swisher and Johnny Damon? Both have had the same haircuts, both have big melon heads and both could do ads for Geico.
And speaking of Swish, check out his girlfriend on the right! Pretty nice, huh? But who's hotter? Danielle Gamba or Scotty Podsednick's wife Lisa Dergan? Both were Playboy Playmates, and both should be on the Pride Crew.
If there is anyone who could command a harem of hot chicks, it would have to be Boone Logan! With the Egyptian beard and look of determination, who wouldn't wanna bang him? Hell, I'd rather bang him than face him in the batter's box this week. Keep it up Boone!
Speaking of weird beards, here is Bobby Jenks with his billy goat beard. The picture doesn't do it justice. Bobby, if you and the other guys think bleaching your facial hair is going to make you play better than...well...well you may be right. Where's the peroxide?
Sunday, March 30, 2008
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