Episode#29-The Year in Oral

The LAST episode of Oral Sox is now available. You can download it by right-clicking and saving target,here.
Or you can listen to the show through or flash player by hitting the play button below...blah blah, you know the drill.

Well the White Sox season is over, and so is the Oral Sox season. In our last show, we'll cover that last game of the year, free agents, predictions, and get plenty of visits from the voices of Oral Sox Podcast past. Too self indulgent? Email us. And in typical fashion, with only 1 game to cover, it's our longest show ever.

Special thanks to emailer David, and to our buddy Jay and our brother Chris who always listened and gave us feedback and gave us ideas. Thanks everybody!

View from the Cheap Seats.

As promised, here's the video captured from the Ligue Cam during the Black Out game vs. the Twins! Enjoy the girl-like shrieks of joy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V2o9bCk5qg

Episode#28-Back in Black!

Central Divison Champs! Finally, a nice show where we're happy! The new episode of Oral Sox is now available. You can download it by right-clicking and saving target,here.
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What a difference a week makes! Last weeks lows are left behind as we celebrate a Central Division Championship for the White Sox. We cover this and the playoffs in This Week in White Sox Baseball. It's a loose show, so we barely talked to Sheldon Schwartz and have just a little blogenfreude and sox bites. Central Division Champs!!! Go Sox! Blackout! Anyone know where I can get a Division hat?

Episode#27-Black Sox

Christ. The freakin' Sox make it hard to care that there's a new episode of Oral Sox now available. You can download it by right-clicking and saving target,here.
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All bets are off after one of the worst weeks in White Sox baseball in recent memory. We'll bitch about it, try to laugh from crying with the Swisher Slasher, another Ligue lament, and Mindreading Moments. Then we end in disgust with Sox Bites. Go Sox....effin a-holes.

Episode#26-Rise and Fall...and Another Rise

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This Week In White Sox Baseball is chock full with a doubeheader sweep, the collapse in the cathedral, and a Royal Redemption. We strike back at Jaba Chameberlain, and disect Hawk and DJ's strained relationship, and wrap it up with Sox Bites. We had a lot to say.

Episode#25-Black and Blue Jays

Christ. Okay Paulie. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to rest that knee, take a seat with CQ, Contreras, Joe, and hell probably Liney too. Just sit back and listen to the new episode of Oral Sox by downloading it by right-clicking and saving target,here.
While you're sitting their listening to the show you can clean out your cleats. They're filthy Paulie. If you want to make it easier on yourself you can just push play through our flash player to listen to the show. Oh and tell Swish to get his head out of his California ass!

With all the rain, there's only the miserable Toronto series to cover in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We get a little silly with Bernie Mac, bitch a lot, suggest new baseball rules, and get yet yet another tape from the Ligue Crew. Then Sox Bites, then that's it. Love it.

Episode#24-TCQ KO, PK TCB, JD still Co-MVP

Wow. Okay i'm gonna try and keep it together. CQ would want me to. Carlos, I know you're not one to lay around and listen to podcasts, but if you did you can listen to the new episode of Oral Sox by downloading it by right-clicking and saving target,here.
Or you can grab the keyboard with your left hand and use your right hand to hit the play button to listen to it through our flash player.

We start off the show on the ledge as you can imagine with the GOD TCQ's being out for the year but we carry on with This Week In White Sox Baseball. We then play yet another tape from the Ligue Crew, cover some Sox Bites, and end the show with a very overused Green Day song when referring to baseball. I love it.
Get well Carlos...get me your address and I'll send you a fruit basket. sniff.

Episode#23-Kill or Be Killed!

Welcome back Joe! And to all the new September call ups I'd like you guys to listen to Oral Sox to acclimate yourselves to your new team. You can download it by right clicking and saving target,here.
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The Orioles and the Red Sox filled up a long week of White Sox baseball, and we'll cover it all in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll also ask a friend of Barack about his White Sox love, visit the players as they visit our Veterans, and then catch up on the news in Sox Bites.

Episode#22-Mmmmm, Homers

Ocatavio Dotel. I know you're not all bad my brother. But I think you need some rest. So take it easy for a few days. Just tell Ozzie you need to listen to the latest episode of Oral Sox. You can download it by right clicking and saving target,here.
Or you can listen to it through our flash player by hitting the play button below. You don't have to make someone dare you. Just hit it.


Here's what's on tap: The White Sox harpoon the Mariners and survive the Rays in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll talk with Sheldon Schwartz about our favorite backup catcher Toby Hall, and play another tape from the Ligue Crew. We'll go over the news of the week in Sox Bites and take the pleasure in other's pain in Blogenfreude.

Also, don't forget to check out the A.J. Parody song below or on youtube.

A.J. Parody Song

Okay listeners, as promised the music video of Jeff's "Hey Ya" parody song "Hey J" is now available. It's a love letter to our favorite red-ass A.J. Perzynski of our Chicago White Sox. Lyrics and vocals by Jeff, and video by Adam. Enjoy.

Episode#21-Back to Back to Back to Back-'Nuff Said

Joe Crede? Where are you pal? Well, wherever you are, maybe you and Scott Linebrink can take a seat and listen to the new episode of Oral Sox! Boras will tell you not to listen. He'd say don't download the podcast by right clicking and selecting "save target as..." right here.
He'll tell you that pushing the play button below to listen to the show through your browser is wrong. Fuck him, Joe. Do it.

Ya know Joe, AM PM isn't the only place with too much good stuff! This Week in White Sox Baseaball is full of it as we recap the series wins versus Kansas City and Oakland. We'll hear from the pranksters Bobby Jenks and Toby Hall, enjoy another round of Blogenfreude and keep up with news in Sox Bites.

Episode#20-Minor Change

Okay Jose. You're going to be spending a lot of time sitting down. So you might as well listen to the new episode of the Oral Sox Podcast. You can do two things. You can either download it here.
Or you can listen to the show through our flash player. Flash just means that it was created in a program called Flash. Just push the play button below.

The scrappy Sox man handle the Tigers and bleach the Red Sox in This Week In White Sox Baseball. We then do a bit of Where Are They Now with former Sox, and then introduce Blogenfreude. Jeff then shows that he's tone deaf with his parody song "A.J.," and we cover a lot of news and minor league callups in Sox Bites.
And Jose...good luck buddy. It was nice knowin ya.

Episode#19-Ken Griffey Jr To The Rescue!!! Ehhh....Maybe Not. Well Not Yet Anyway.

Another episode of Oral Sox, is available to all of you waiting masses. You can go ahead and download the show, if you want here.
Now if Ken Griffy Jr were gonna listen, he'd just listen through the flash player below by pushing the play button.


The goddamn Twins and mother lovin' Royals rape the White Sox this week, in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll talk the Griffey trade, and join him in a secret meeting. We'll also get predictions from Skeletor Ramirez, and then work in some Sox Bites.

Episode#18-Ranger and Tigers and Errors, Oh My!

The next episode or Oral Sox is now available! Isn't that great!

Paul Konerko, if he were to listen, would download it. And he would do so by right clicking here and saving target as..etc etc.

Now Carlos Quentin, he wouldn't bother. He would listen to it through our streaming flash player by pushing the play button below. He's good like that.


Joe Crede has some time on his hands, so he would read about what's going to be in the show.
The Chicago White Sox dominated two offensive juggernauts this week, which Adam and Jeff will discuss in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll also get another listen to the Ligue Crew, and a visit from the enemy GM Jim Hendry. Lots of roster moves and news to discuss in Sox Bites, and we gripe so more about the lack of White Sox love.

Episode#17-All Star Oral

The All Star episode of Oral Sox is now available! You can download the show should you choose to here.

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The White Sox got Royal-y screwed this week, which we'll cover in This Week In White Sox Baseball. We also discuss the All Star Game, and how our representatives fared, plus give you the listener some All Star Oral Sox Comedy Bits. We also take a look back at past teammates from the '05 season and discuss news and quotes in Sox Bites.

Also make sure you check out the blog post below this one if you haven't yet for more Oral Sox comedy goodness...in written form.

Whoa! Justin Morneau...you need to back the eff up.

This is an open letter to Minnesota Twins darling Justin Morneau.

Dear Justin Morneau, or as I like to call you, blank-faced douche lick,

I'm gonna need you to back the fuck up!

After a tremendously tedious 5+ hour "All-Star" Game, in which thankfully the AL won, how am I rewarded?

With the satisfaction and relief knowing that should the Chicago White Sox make it to The Series again (touch wood), they would have home field advantage?

No.

Am I rewarded with a spectacular fireworks show celebrating the AL win in Yankee Stadium, followed by a wrecking ball smashing the shit out of that legendary park?

No.

Am I rewarded with a classic clutch Crede winning hit or game saving play?

Fuck No.

I'm "rewarded" with this.

Wow. Okay. I'm gonna try and collect myself here.

Listen here, Justin...I'm gonna need you to step the fuck away from my Carlos, and I'm gonna need you to do it toot sweet.

I know you play all the way up there in the beautiful frozen tundra that is Minnesota, but let me let you in on a little information. CARLOS QUENTIN IS MINE MOTHERFUCKER!

I was the only guy I knew who was excited when Kenny Williams made this trade, and that was before I knew how fucking good looking CQ was. Just look at him. Christ!

You play one fucking game as his teammate and all of the sudden it's all hugs and fucking kisses! BACK THE FUCK UP! And while you're at it, go back to ice fishing with Joe Mauer, or whatever the fuck you assholes do up there in the north fucking pole!

Carlos and I are together. Carlos and I have something special. Carlos and I are soulmates, AND YOUR FUCKING IT ALL UP!!

BACK THE FUCK UP!

Okay, so in recap...back the fuck up...CQ is all Chicago and all mine. You touch him again, outside of incidental contact on the baseball diamond, and I will skull fuck you and your fucking eskimo buddies. Actually by the look that's usually on your face, you probably can't read, so I'll make this simple.

This is cool.

This is technically okay, but watch yourself.


BACK THE FUCK UP!

Okay I think we understand eachother. Thank you in advance for backing the fuck up, and if you're not too busy...BACK THE FUCK UP!

Oh, and Carlos. Don't think I didn't notice this while you were watching Mr. Morneau during the Home Run Derby.

You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Bitch.

-Adam
The Oral Sox Podcast

Episode#16-Rallies and Routs

The new episode of The Oral Sox Podcast is now available!
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Nothing but more exciting White Sox baseball this week as the pitching lets us down, and the offense picks it up. We cover Kansas City and Texas in This Week in White Sox Baseball, laugh it up with The Three Shortstops, reveal J.D. and O.C.'s argument in the dugout, have callers ask Herm Schneider questions, and then wrap it up with Sox Bites.

Also we have available the video of the Cabrera and Dye fight in the dugout we talked about in the podcast. Check it.

Sox-y Pics Pushing J.D. to N.Y.C.

Now the hot chicks have jumped on the bandwagon!

Everyone want's Jermaine Dye to go to the All Star Game! Keep voting and lets send JD to NYC.

In Chicago White Sox team news, Pablo Ozuna has been designated for assignment and Jenks is on the disable list as somewhat predicted by us at Oral Sox. Not that you need to be genius to figure that out.

Here's another prediction for ya...as a result of Jenks going on the dl, they'll bring up our favorite Jewish (?) relief pitcher Ehren Wasserman. And yet another prediction...he won't do as well as he does in the minors. Again...really going out on a limb there.

Vote For Dye!

Even P Diddy wants Dye in the All Star Game, so go vote already!!

Check out the stats of the other players while you're at it, and it's obvious J.D. deserves to be the All Star Final Vote winner. And yeah, maybe Rowand doesn't deserve it by the numbers, but hey...it's Rowand...he's awesome, so vote for him while you're at it.

Interesting that the White Sox home page tells you to vote for Rowand, and no mention of Carlos Lee. Hmmmmm.

You have until Thursday at 4PM CT to get JD to NYC.

Episode#15-Home Sweet Home

Okay, now the new episode of Oral Sox is available! You can listen through our nice and nifty flash player below

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The White Sox keep the wins coming and in dramatic fashion! We'll cover the games in This Week in White Sox Baseball, visit the bullpen with Gavin Floyd, get another mysterious Ligue tape, and then listen to some Sox Bites!

Hey! Check it out! Adam and Jeff went to the Sox game on Monday (half price night...those cheap bastards) and they were mere rows away from Jim Thome's massive 3-run blast in the 1st.

Not yet.

Sorry, but the new episode will not be ready on Sunday night/Monday morning as usual. Adam and Jeff had a busy and fun 4th out of town, and they need a good night sleep before covering the week. The new show will be available Monday night.

Episode#14-Revenge of the Sox!

Christ! These Sunday night games are killing me. Okay, a new episode of Oral Sox is now available.
Listen below through our nifty flash player by pushing play,

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What do we cover in the show? I'll tell you what we cover. We cover a great week of White Sox baseball! We recap the week in This Week In White Sox Baseball, get religious in Jermaine Dye's Prayer Circle, interview ailing, pitching coach Don Cooper, take some advice from Ron Santo, and then talk a helluva lot of Cubs/Sox baseball in Sox Bites!

Here are a couple of youtube videos as promised in the podcast. Thanks to the Sox Machine Blog for making me aware of it, and to hawkeye1659 for getting them on the net.

Episode#13-Eff you Cubs! Oh, and eff you White Sox too!

A new episode of Oral Sox is now available!

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As a nature of the beast, the show is very Cub heavy this week. First we cover the week in This Week In White Sox Baseball. Then we listen to Steve Stone and Kenny Williams as they talk Cubs. Next we listen in to the Cubs Clubhouse with Sheldon Schwartz, and have a "conversation" with Joe Morgan. Finally we wrap it up with some news and some Dirty Sox.

Episode#12-Slumpy! Again!

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Sorry in advance, for a decidedly dour mood hanging over the pocast as we recap the week in This Week In White Sox Baseball. We try to forget the lack of hitting by making Sox/Cubs bets with a Cubs podcast, play a game of Where's OzWaldo, and revisit Ozzie Guillen, Bat Whisperer. Then we try a new segment of Sox News, talk a little Dirty Sox, and wrap it up.

Episode#11-Back on The South Side Again!

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Ozzie yelled, and the offense said how high in a tremendous explosion of runs this week! We'll talk about all the runs in TWIWSB, get some tips from CQ in the new bit Q-Tips, play a recording of the so-called "Ligue Manifesto,"
then get a visit from the seer Skeletor Ramirez. Adam and Jeff then discuss the Sox awesome-ness in Dirty Sox, and then Ozzie and Ed take us through the Post Show Wrapup.

Episode#10-Left On Base

Episode #10 of Oral Sox, The Weekly White Sox Podcast, is now available for download here!
Or you can stream it through the handy dandy flash player below. Oooh. Nice.

This week had it's ups and downs, but we'll try and make ya laugh. We're sticking with TWIWSB, listen in on a Cabrera phone call, watch B.A. get pranked, watch Danny Mac defiling Nancy Foust, discuss the terrible hitting in Dirty Sox, and finally the Post Show Wrapup.

Oh and a special thanks goes out to Jay Gish for providing us the organ "music" for both of the Nancy Faust bits. I remembered to mention it during the show, and then Jeff said something stupid which made me forget. Great work Jay, thanks for getting that to us despite being a complete non-Sox fan. You can see Jay's talents at his website Comedy County or at bindledog.com where he does comedy with Jeff and Adam.

Episode#9-The Kosher, Jewish Spectacular!

Episode#9 is now available!
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What do we cover this week?
Well, it was another winning week as we recap Cleveland and Los Angeles in TWIWSB. We imagine what a really yiddish Steve Stone would sound like, have an interview with Farmio, and get dating tips from Nick Swisher. Then we get into some Dirty Sox, and introduce the Post Show Wrapup.


Here's a nice picture. Carlos Quentin is God.

Episode#8-Making the Most of the Coast

Episode#8 is now available.
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Lots of late nights this week as the Sox swagger up the west coast. We recap the winning week, pray in Jermaine Dye's Prayer Circle, visit an Angels closer in At Home with Francisco Rodriguez, and then we get a delivery during fan talk.

Episode#7-Of Blow-Up Dolls and Space Heaters

Episode#7 is now available.

Buehrle gets pissed and the Sox get a jumpstart. We'll recap the crazy week, interview parts of Joe Mauer, sneak a listen to Hawk, put up with Carol Slezak, and end it all with fan talk.

You have two options to listen:

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Or you could listen to it through itunes, or Podcast Alley. I guess there's more than two ways to listen. Whatever.
Happy Mother's Day to all you Mother's out there. I'm gonna go play with my pink bat.

Episode#6-Suicide Watch

Episode #6 is now available.

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If you're a Sox fan can you commit Harry Carry? We quickly recap the terrible week, introduce Ozzie Guillen "Bat Whisperer," get a peek into the clubhouse with intrepid reporter Sheldon Schwartz, My Dinner with Carlos, and fan talk.

Okay, we're sticking with the plan of putting more comedic-type bits over our talking pure baseball. Let us know what you think!

Hey I figured out how to listen to the show through a streaming flash mp3 player! Now you don't have to download the entire episode before you listen! How cool is that?

Episode#5-We get Yanked by a Gay Hawk

Episdoe #5 is now available!

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We tried to make a shorter episode, really we did. Hey it's twenty minutes shorter than the last one. Not too bad.
We have a quicker recap of the week.
An interview with new character "Gay Hawk."
You make the calls, starring Orlando Cabrera.
And fan talk as always.

Episode#4-Oral Sox visit U.S. Cellular Field

Episode #4 is now available!
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The home runs keep coming, but the bullpen hits a bump in the road. We'll recap the last 6 games, interview Joe Crede (and Scott Boras) and then Fan Talk discussing "Who is Jose Contreras?"

Jeff and Adam took in their first Sox game this year on Monday night.

We saw The Championship Plaza,

There it is, shining bright in the goddamn cold of April in Chicago.

There's Juan Uribe going into the stands for the foulball out. Say what you will about Uribe, but that was pretty awesome. Plus I half expected him to come out of the stands with a hot dog in his mouth like Rosie O'Donnell in "A League of Their Own."

There's Paulie looking a little flatter than usual.

Ah, there's our boy A.J. from that great photo just after they won the series. Glorious.

And there is Joltin' Joe Crede. Five speed...we salute you.

We looked around for our brick along with many other fans and finally found it. Jeff came up with the interactive idea. Not bad huh? Did I mention that the Sox lost? I guess we'll have to work on our rubbing skills. I'll get right on that. I had a feeling last year that they weren't selling a lot of these bricks. Every mother lovin' broadcast they were trying to shell these things. And I guess we were some of the few chumps to buy into it, because we saw an awful lot of blank bricks. In our first podcast of the year we talked about the new food at U.S. Comiskullar. We felt compelled to try the new "Super Comiskey Dog." Jeff claimed not to like the hot dog, but he ended up eating so much of it... Adam ended up having to eat his own hand for sustenance. Lame.
So, a lousy hot dog, a White Sox loss, and cold cold night...but it was still fun!

Slammin' Sox

Episode#3 of Oral Sox is now available!

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Long mp3s take a while to load, so please be patient. We're working on a flash file that can play audio more effectively. Stay tuned. You can also listen to Oral Sox through itunes.

Also, as mentioned during the show, check out bindledog.com for animation and live action sketch comedy from Adam, Jeff and Jay. Jay's from Nebraska, so he's not a White Sox fan. Loser.


Hey! Bindledog is almost a weird beard too!

Danks A Lot Floyd!

Episode#2 of Oral Sox is now available!

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Let's take a look at some of the faces from the first week of White Sox baseball.


Surely we're not the only ones to notice the resemblence between Indians skipper Eric Wedge and SNL cast member Will Forte.


And speaking of resemblances, how about Nick Swisher and Johnny Damon? Both have had the same haircuts, both have big melon heads and both could do ads for Geico.


And speaking of Swish, check out his girlfriend on the right! Pretty nice, huh? But who's hotter? Danielle Gamba or Scotty Podsednick's wife Lisa Dergan? Both were Playboy Playmates, and both should be on the Pride Crew.


If there is anyone who could command a harem of hot chicks, it would have to be Boone Logan! With the Egyptian beard and look of determination, who wouldn't wanna bang him? Hell, I'd rather bang him than face him in the batter's box this week. Keep it up Boone!


Speaking of weird beards, here is Bobby Jenks with his billy goat beard. The picture doesn't do it justice. Bobby, if you and the other guys think bleaching your facial hair is going to make you play better than...well...well you may be right. Where's the peroxide?

Opening Day!

Here it is! The first episode of Oral Sox! This is our first foray into the world of podcasts, so please bear that in mind when listening to these first episodes.

Click Here to Listen to Episode One...then wait a bit...then listen.