Sunday, July 27, 2008
Paul Konerko, if he were to listen, would download it. And he would do so by right clicking here and saving target as..etc etc.
Now Carlos Quentin, he wouldn't bother. He would listen to it through our streaming flash player by pushing the play button below. He's good like that.
Joe Crede has some time on his hands, so he would read about what's going to be in the show.
The Chicago White Sox dominated two offensive juggernauts this week, which Adam and Jeff will discuss in This Week in White Sox Baseball. We'll also get another listen to the Ligue Crew, and a visit from the enemy GM Jim Hendry. Lots of roster moves and news to discuss in Sox Bites, and we gripe so more about the lack of White Sox love.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
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The White Sox got Royal-y screwed this week, which we'll cover in This Week In White Sox Baseball. We also discuss the All Star Game, and how our representatives fared, plus give you the listener some All Star Oral Sox Comedy Bits. We also take a look back at past teammates from the '05 season and discuss news and quotes in Sox Bites.
Also make sure you check out the blog post below this one if you haven't yet for more Oral Sox comedy goodness...in written form.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Dear Justin Morneau, or as I like to call you, blank-faced douche lick,
I'm gonna need you to back the fuck up!
I'm "rewarded" with this.
Listen here, Justin...I'm gonna need you to step the fuck away from my Carlos, and I'm gonna need you to do it toot sweet.
I know you play all the way up there in the beautiful frozen tundra that is Minnesota, but let me let you in on a little information. CARLOS QUENTIN IS MINE MOTHERFUCKER!
I was the only guy I knew who was excited when Kenny Williams made this trade, and that was before I knew how fucking good looking CQ was. Just look at him. Christ!
You play one fucking game as his teammate and all of the sudden it's all hugs and fucking kisses! BACK THE FUCK UP! And while you're at it, go back to ice fishing with Joe Mauer, or whatever the fuck you assholes do up there in the north fucking pole!
Carlos and I are together. Carlos and I have something special. Carlos and I are soulmates, AND YOUR FUCKING IT ALL UP!!
BACK THE FUCK UP!
Okay, so in recap...back the fuck up...CQ is all Chicago and all mine. You touch him again, outside of incidental contact on the baseball diamond, and I will skull fuck you and your fucking eskimo buddies. Actually by the look that's usually on your face, you probably can't read, so I'll make this simple.
Okay I think we understand eachother. Thank you in advance for backing the fuck up, and if you're not too busy...BACK THE FUCK UP!
Oh, and Carlos. Don't think I didn't notice this while you were watching Mr. Morneau during the Home Run Derby.
You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Bitch.
The Oral Sox Podcast
Sunday, July 13, 2008
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Nothing but more exciting White Sox baseball this week as the pitching lets us down, and the offense picks it up. We cover Kansas City and Texas in This Week in White Sox Baseball, laugh it up with The Three Shortstops, reveal J.D. and O.C.'s argument in the dugout, have callers ask Herm Schneider questions, and then wrap it up with Sox Bites.
Also we have available the video of the Cabrera and Dye fight in the dugout we talked about in the podcast. Check it.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Even P Diddy wants Dye in the All Star Game, so go vote already!!
Check out the stats of the other players while you're at it, and it's obvious J.D. deserves to be the All Star Final Vote winner. And yeah, maybe Rowand doesn't deserve it by the numbers, but hey...it's Rowand...he's awesome, so vote for him while you're at it.
Interesting that the White Sox home page tells you to vote for Rowand, and no mention of Carlos Lee. Hmmmmm.
You have until Thursday at 4PM CT to get JD to NYC.
Monday, July 7, 2008
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The White Sox keep the wins coming and in dramatic fashion! We'll cover the games in This Week in White Sox Baseball, visit the bullpen with Gavin Floyd, get another mysterious Ligue tape, and then listen to some Sox Bites!
Hey! Check it out! Adam and Jeff went to the Sox game on Monday (half price night...those cheap bastards) and they were mere rows away from Jim Thome's massive 3-run blast in the 1st.