Sunday, April 27, 2008

Episode#5-We get Yanked by a Gay Hawk

Episdoe #5 is now available!

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We tried to make a shorter episode, really we did. Hey it's twenty minutes shorter than the last one. Not too bad.
We have a quicker recap of the week.
An interview with new character "Gay Hawk."
You make the calls, starring Orlando Cabrera.
And fan talk as always.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Episode#4-Oral Sox visit U.S. Cellular Field

Episode #4 is now available!
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The home runs keep coming, but the bullpen hits a bump in the road. We'll recap the last 6 games, interview Joe Crede (and Scott Boras) and then Fan Talk discussing "Who is Jose Contreras?"

Jeff and Adam took in their first Sox game this year on Monday night.

We saw The Championship Plaza,

There it is, shining bright in the goddamn cold of April in Chicago.

There's Juan Uribe going into the stands for the foulball out. Say what you will about Uribe, but that was pretty awesome. Plus I half expected him to come out of the stands with a hot dog in his mouth like Rosie O'Donnell in "A League of Their Own."

There's Paulie looking a little flatter than usual.

Ah, there's our boy A.J. from that great photo just after they won the series. Glorious.

And there is Joltin' Joe Crede. Five speed...we salute you.

We looked around for our brick along with many other fans and finally found it. Jeff came up with the interactive idea. Not bad huh? Did I mention that the Sox lost? I guess we'll have to work on our rubbing skills. I'll get right on that.
I had a feeling last year that they weren't selling a lot of these bricks. Every mother lovin' broadcast they were trying to shell these things. And I guess we were some of the few chumps to buy into it, because we saw an awful lot of blank bricks.
In our first podcast of the year we talked about the new food at U.S. Comiskullar. We felt compelled to try the new "Super Comiskey Dog."
Jeff claimed not to like the hot dog, but he ended up eating so much of it...
Adam ended up having to eat his own hand for sustenance. Lame.

So, a lousy hot dog, a White Sox loss, and cold cold night...but it was still fun!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Slammin' Sox

Episode#3 of Oral Sox is now available!

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Long mp3s take a while to load, so please be patient. We're working on a flash file that can play audio more effectively. Stay tuned. You can also listen to Oral Sox through itunes.

Also, as mentioned during the show, check out for animation and live action sketch comedy from Adam, Jeff and Jay. Jay's from Nebraska, so he's not a White Sox fan. Loser.

Hey! Bindledog is almost a weird beard too!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Danks A Lot Floyd!

Episode#2 of Oral Sox is now available!

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Let's take a look at some of the faces from the first week of White Sox baseball.

Surely we're not the only ones to notice the resemblence between Indians skipper Eric Wedge and SNL cast member Will Forte.

And speaking of resemblances, how about Nick Swisher and Johnny Damon? Both have had the same haircuts, both have big melon heads and both could do ads for Geico.

And speaking of Swish, check out his girlfriend on the right! Pretty nice, huh? But who's hotter? Danielle Gamba or Scotty Podsednick's wife Lisa Dergan? Both were Playboy Playmates, and both should be on the Pride Crew.

If there is anyone who could command a harem of hot chicks, it would have to be Boone Logan! With the Egyptian beard and look of determination, who wouldn't wanna bang him? Hell, I'd rather bang him than face him in the batter's box this week. Keep it up Boone!

Speaking of weird beards, here is Bobby Jenks with his billy goat beard. The picture doesn't do it justice. Bobby, if you and the other guys think bleaching your facial hair is going to make you play better than...well...well you may be right. Where's the peroxide?